Film
Synopsis
After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don't know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.
New York Times review
Robert Rodriguez’s splatter comedy “Machete” is a live-action comic book with roots in the pungent swamp of 1970s B movies. –New York Times
What people are saying
Just watched Machete the worst movie made of all time –PeiaBunny
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –Naderrr
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –djdus
@ItsuhTapiaThing cuzz I just watched Machete omggg you gotta watch it . Lol hexxxidy good ! –ALINAMYLOVE_
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –krylonn
RT @ToySelectah Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa (cont) –eddieriot
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –djrampage
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –microdotGBoy
RT @ToySelectah: Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –chepetron
Vato We are doin Mexican Club Bangers while seen #Machete @El_Danny_Trejo !!!! Puro Pinche Mexa aquí en Chicago @robthreezy #GhettoDivision –ToySelectah
Intermission
@MichelleDoll watched Machete at work. That's honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. We pulled a MST3k on it while we watched. –wesleyshark
@johncusack i just watched Machete -Robert Rodriguez- it was awesome! lol –ZLC3
I watched machete twice 24 hours. –coreykwilliams
@kaimcn @PainIsOnlyAPuls it was all quite romantic. candles lit ,soft music playing in the background. but mostly i just watched machete. –derrykblair
@AlexSanto If you haven't seen Machete yet, there's a DVD rip on Demonoid. Link: –1337sauce
Just watched Machete, it was awesome! –chrisclum
I watched Machete, hahaha. It has all the "cliche" of an spaghetti western. Good movie! –manesalcedo
Just watched #Machete.... that was fucking cool!! –JamieHall84
Watched Machete and liked it. Watched 30 minutes of "date night" and did not. About to see woody's latest--- –njarecki
Just watched Machete. Loved it. @LindsayLohan needed way more screen time though. –TimYawn